"The thirstiest conquerers"

Films: Battle-Los Angeles (2011)

Alias: None

Type: Alien

Location: Ocean/Civilized Area

Height/Weight: Twice that of average humans.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: Oh dear lord, how many times have we seen this story again? Twice? Thrice? That cubed? Either way, we have ourselves yet another unironic military propaganda piece.

History: They came initially through meteors landing in the coastlines of major cities. That's when they rose to tear the human race asunder. First the ground troops, then the aircraft to make mincemeat out of our defenses. All of this so they could take all of our water. Because apparently we're the only planet with any water in the galaxy. Right...

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: The battle of Los Angeles ends with the command ship being destroyed, taking out a huge chunk of the alien army. The battle is won, but the war is far from over.

Powers/Abilities: Most of the aliens are near-impervious to most damage.

Weakness: Heavy artillery. Take out the main ship, and entire armies of them will go down.

Scariness Factor: 4-They look a lot like certain Saucer Men back from the 50s, but must more techno-organic and unsettling. Their technology is so ungodly cluttered and destructive that it becomes overwhelming in its scope. Then again, would it have killed them to look on somewhere like Europa or something for some water?

Trivia: -This film was part of a lawsuit against the makers of "Skyline", mainly because both share similar premises and the same effects studio.

-Although the aliens aren't named, some have decided to call them things like the BLAAs, as in "Battle: Los Angeles Aliens". Still, sounds hilarious.


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"We never read the landing procedure!"

"We forgot where we parked! Why should we be calm?!"
Unicron COMES...

"YO! This water stuff is awesome! We'll take it."
For once, you can say that with a straight face.

You think Micheal Bay makes confusing designs?
The blinding dawn of war.


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